I'm like a hurricane wrapped in a tornado nestled in a box of tsunamis.
Telford, PA / Male / 27
He's just following orders. …too obscure?
Sinead O'Connor
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html
The buzzkills over at NASA throw a wrench into the planning process of your month long, End Of The World Orgy. Now, it seems, there won't be a cataclysm to save us from our debts and STDs. Thanks for nothing, Jesus.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/02/epic-forklift-cr...
This dude in Moscow gets a little heavy on the gas, bumps a shelf, and commits a serious case of alcohol abuse. He is most likely being tortured right now by the KGB. They're relentlessly asking him sports trivia and daiquiri recipies.
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/wrestling/blog/200...
The pro wrassler, Mario brother and part-time Lauper father has died. Will the horrors of the 2009 celebrity death-a-thon never cease?
That's gotta sting… And not just when she pees…
Authentic frontier gibberish…
My job forces me to join the blue team, but don't think that makes me any less proud to be here.
My contribution to this discussion…
But of course…