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The buzzkills over at NASA throw a wrench into the planning process of your month long, End Of The World Orgy. Now, it seems, there won't be a cataclysm to save us from our debts and STDs. Thanks for nothing, Jesus.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/02/epic-forklift-cr...
This dude in Moscow gets a little heavy on the gas, bumps a shelf, and commits a serious case of alcohol abuse. He is most likely being tortured right now by the KGB. They're relentlessly asking him sports trivia and daiquiri recipies.
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/wrestling/blog/200...
The pro wrassler, Mario brother and part-time Lauper father has died. Will the horrors of the 2009 celebrity death-a-thon never cease?
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