14 Awesome And Achievable New Years Resolutions For 2014

Forget losing weight or spending less money, holographic shoes and David bowie are the real keys to happiness this New year.

1. Listen to David Bowie

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You'll start floating in a most peculiar way.

2. Go on spontaneous getaways with friends

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Even if it's just to Bognor for the weekend.

3. Drink more tea

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It lowers blood pressure, don't ya know?

4. Wear holographic accessories

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They will make you feel like a magical unicorn person from a planet where aliens wear platform boots and disco all through the night to Daft Punk.

5. Look at pictures of Sloths

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They will literally always cheer you up.

6. Eat pizza

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Because it's the best.

7. Spend lots of quality time with your bed.

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...and Netflix.

8. Go to dance classes

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It's so much more fun than a gym membership, plus you get to bust out your newly refined moves in clubs and feel all John Travolta.

9. Watch old cartoons

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Preferably on a Saturday morning, working your way through a variety pack of cereal.

10. Fall in love with Avocado

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It's just avo-lutely amazing.

11. Read 'Just Kids' by Patti Smith

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This is one of those books that will change your life.

12. Watch classic movies

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It's the best mission ever, as all you need is a duvet, snacks and some Marilyn Monroe.

13. Fill your life with ambient lighting

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Know this now: you can never have too many fairy lights. Especially if they're pizza shaped.

14. Wake up everyday feeling like Beyonce

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...and go rule the world.