bryantg

Bryant G.

My electric toothbrush hieronymous has a superiority complex because he thinks that he is so much better than me and we often get into arguments over which one of us is cooler and he always wins and it is very disappointing when your toothbrush beats you in a debate but that's ok because next time i'm going to be ready for him and i'm going to say "yeah your name might be hieronymous and that's really cool and stuff but i can do this" and then i'm going to brush my teeth with him because everyone knows that brushing your teeth with your enemy is the highest insult around because you can't be very cool if somebody's using you to clean their teeth but then hieronymous said "hey i don't have to take that from a dork like you" and then picked me up and decided that i would be a good substitute for dental floss which was very degrading.

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