Woody The Faucet Cat

Youtuber HolaKenty has posted 11 videos over the past 4 years. 9 of them consist entirely of his/her cat, Woody, being somewhat damp.

1.

Today felt like a take-it-easy-and-hang-out-with-the-faucet kind of day.

2.

Stay dry, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Humbug!

3.

This pot, it is as a sink within a sink. Where is the cat within myself, and is it damp enough?

4.

Scene Two

INT. BATHROOM

Cat: Again, I must wet myself to feel something in this bleak, uncaring universe.

5.

To eat the fish I must know what it is to be a fish.

6.

This is where I go to think, and also the only place I go.

7.

I now command the wetness.

8.

How simple it would be, to lay beneath the still, soapy water- to sleep, perchance to dream.

9.

Soak me like one of your French girls.