Thank you. Seriously thank you. I'm quite fatigued of people claiming this cover was satire. We all need a return to reality. Now I know this picture was released during a surge of criticism to Obama, and I know that the cover “mocks” all the media sensationalism generated in response to his presidency, but you just can't have black people looking like this. You sir are a warrior for truth. This cover is disgusting, and should go down in history books as a prime example that if the media over-inflates certain political opposition claims and events in order to generate for ratings that that same sensationalism should not be made light of on a public forum, especially if the object of deride is of African descent. Truly ugly incident in all of our lives.

Bravo, way to condemn stereotyping with one sentence only to subsequently stereotype a group of people with the next. You deserve a medal for you have won the internet today with your brilliance and austerity. Let us humble servants gather round and sing your praises for you are truly better, more ethical, more intelligent, and dare I say more handsome than any of those backwater racist republicans. For you sir, have bested them all with your superior political opinions and beliefs, and your masterful skill of intuition and deduction.

Ah yes, the “it's popular so it must be good” defense. By this means we should be rallying to elevate Stephanie Meyers into the pantheon of master authors so she can relish in the company of her peers, Tolstoy, Dickens, and the like. But firstly we must make sure to hand chisel McDonald's recipes into golden tablets to ensure that future generations will come to know the apex of culinary virtuosity that is the Big Mac. We all know the public is never wrong, especially when judging others without any point of reference. But I digress, I must apologize since I seem to have upset you by saying an entertainer you enjoy is talentless. My humblest apologies, I was unaware that your golden understanding of the vast complexity of musical composition enables your opinion of talent to be the end-all-be-all of arguments. You are right, who I am to judge this person's merits? You seem adept enough to have figured it out for the rest of us, leaving myself to return amongst the knuckle dragging, mouth breathing cretins who fail to comprehend the musical genius of Pink. I bow to you in all of your vast superiority and will return to promoting rape and murder since that, according your infallible opinion, is akin to seeding dissenting opinions on an internet message board. Bravo Dianah, you have bested me with superior argument and logic.

Dear [original poster], You have made a statement on the Internet with which I disagree. Due to the fact that your opinion (not the truth) differs from my own (the absolute truth) I must label you as (please circle all that apply); stupid, uneducated, a nazi, a communist, un-American, a capitalist, too American, a stupid republican, a stupid democrat, a Muslim, a Christian, an atheist, uninformed, a sheeple, Other:_______________. I understand it is not your fault as I assume you receive your information only from (please circle major news outlet) MSNBC, CNN, CSPAN, FOX news, the onion, Reuters, AP, Other:_________________.  In conclusion I reinforce my superior beliefs by pointing to the fact that I am (please circle all that apply); an American, smarter than you, more handsome than you, an awesome democrat, an awesome republican, more informed, better educated, live in a better demographic, a nazi, not a nazi, a capitalist, a communist, a Muslim, a Christian, an atheist, not a sheeple, enlightened, other:_________________. You, [original poster], are what is truly wrong with (please insert city, state, or country name in blank) ______________________________.

that and she was doing absolutely nothing inappropriate or sexual in front of them. But I guess in the media's eye that if you were a once in the sex industry than that's all you do, all the time, forever. Shopping for food - sex, taking a poop - sex, driving grandma to fill her prescriptions - sex. Vicious cycle really.

He's a flamer!

Yes an can you find me many labs that pour drain cleaner in the eyes of animals? I'm sure you have so much experience in that area to speak to the problem, where did you do your doctorate again?

absolutely, you first.

So we just get rid of animal derived products like insulin which keeps millions of diabetics alive? Or epinephrine for shock and trauma patients? Or immunoglobulins for all the immune related disorders? Or any of the several hundred medical products that are animal derived and save lives every second of every day? Ok, no prob