Christian Phrases For Vagina

Bryan Blake gives you a list of Christian friendly words to use for the word vag***, instead of sounding like a filthy European. posted on November 10, 2011 at 2:59pm EST

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Bryan just posted his latest list for PENIS: 51 words for PENIS
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Okay, well over half of those phrases sound more vile than the word Vagina. Plus, you can save more breath with just saying the damned word in the first place!
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…what the fuck is wrong with just saying vagina? It’s medical terminology.
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wheres the fail button!?!?! also, i’m totally calling it a twaddle dandy from now on
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Is this a comedian or is this fucker serious??
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daniep a year ago

I am fond of ‘cooch’ or ‘coochisnorcher’ a la vagina monologues.
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yourcaddy a year ago

Sexual

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astridf a year ago

For all those requesting phrases for penis (Squirt dart, anyone? Oozing whistle? Puking flesh weasel? no?)
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bookslut a year ago

How disappointing, I read Christian PRAISES for vagina. Well…it’s all relative
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El Bruce a year ago

My favorite term has always been “the downtown dining and entertainment district.”
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JEdoubleSSSS a year ago

Pussies
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I hear all of the phrases in Ned Flanders voice <3
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crystalballer78 a year ago

it’s called satire, people.
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This is revolting. Except for Devil’s Fun Slide and Silk Barnacle.
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HeavyD a year ago

I prefer baby gap or ham wallet.
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There is more.
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how could he have missed this one?

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oh my god I laughed so hard at silk barnacle and birth cannon
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What is this?…I don’t even…wtf
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