Bruce Chorney
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I Got 99 Problems
I got a 99 problems but Osama bin Laden ain't one.
Haters Gonna Hate
But EVERYBODY loved Liberace!
What? Was "Bring It On!" Already Taken?
The only reason they even went after the "SEAL Team 6" naming rights in the first place was because they feared that they were starting to fly under the radar as a place for a potential terrorist attack.
Ladies and Gentlemen ... GEORGE LOPEZ!
ROTFFLMMFGDB,D&AO!!!
O.J. Did a Better Job of Detective Work.
Obama got it done in a little over two years. The "Decider" was on the case for eight years with nothing to show but a suspiciously timed pre 2004 election bump providing message from bin Laden.
Sonny "The Opossum" Corleone
I want you to use all your powers, and all your skills. I don't want his mother to see him this way..... Look how they massacred my boy.
Sometimes You Have to at Least Try ....
Seeing through the game is not the same thing as winning it.
Vengeance Dad Strikes Again
It doesn't take much to set him off.
That's How They Get You!
Duck, duck, goose my ass!
It is On Like Michelle Kwan!
Nothin' to it but to do it!
How Does It Know the Difference?
How does it know the difference?
This Should Be Renamed "The Kardashian."
The cast of "Jersey Shore" should ALL be fitted with this. Well, really ANY and ALL "reality" TV attention whores. What I REALLY love is the freakin BELL on top!
Fish Photo Bomb
WTF fish?
Look Who Showed Up at the Rally to Restore Sanity
This makes him seem like a pretty cool dude.
You Say Tea, I Say Bagger, TEA BAGGER! TEA BAGGER!
Can you imagine the high holy shit Obama would catch if HE had been a cheerleader in college?
GREEDY! But a Girl's Gotta Eat ...diamond caviar five times a day I guess.
Aniston told her fans that she isn’t that keen on perfume herself. She said: “To be honest I’m not a big perfumey kind of a girl, I never really have been.” .... "But go on ahead and buy this crap anyway because I really just don't have enough money even though for just ONE episode of 'Friends' I got paid more than any of you suckers buying this stink water will earn in five lifetimes."
One More Reason to Hate Soccer
WTF is up with the incessant freaking vuvuzela noise during World Cup games? I tried to watch the U.S. vs. England match on Saturday but had to shut it off because it sounded like there were 100 million angry bees living in my TV. It was more disturbing than the subliminal soundtrack to "The Exorcist."
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
ONE MAN, ONE VOTE ONE PSA, ONE CONDESCENDING NOTE
The Real Reason Jay Leno Went Back to the "Tonight Show."
He'll probably have to rent out a whole nother airplane hangar to store these though. At least he has his priorities straight. If you look under the tires you can see Coco.