I would totally have #9 in my house. That thing is badass.

Why are those bags in the last picture floating above the water?

Does this make them an accessory? No.  In what way would your picture being taken by a roving camera facilitate you committing a crime. It does make Google a witness though.

Don’t forget the scratches and dings from the pedals!!

Both MLS soccer and the WNBA have been doing this for years.

Next you are going to tell me Public Enemy didn’t actually kill a bunch of guards while breaking out of prison in a helicopter.

It’s an odd list. Some are intentionally funny or clever things an athlete has said. Others are incredibly stupid things an athlete has said. Putting them together on a list is weird.  Like Shaq’s two comments. The first one looks like something stupid he said. The second one looks like something clever. But honestly, I can’t tell because both kinds of statements are included.

This comment is so rife with grammatical errors I question whether it’s a parody.

I think it more accurate to say that people are animals too. Most people don’t realize it, but we are not only animals. We are apes. Humans are closer to Chimpanzees than Chimpanzees are to Gorillas.  There are four species of great ape. Chimps, Gorillas, Orangutans, and Humans.