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The Least Erotic Reading Of "50 Shades Of Grey" By Gilbert Gottfried
The bestselling-book "50 Shades of Grey", known for starting as Twilight fan-fiction, is creating quite a fervor in women readers. Witness it completely unsexified in audio-book form by the one and only, Gilbert Gottfried. Very NSFW audio, so be warned.
