1. When you first decide that you're ready to dive head first into the wonderful world of swiping left and right:
2. When you sign your life away to every known dating app, fully aware of the potential risks affiliated, i.e. friends seeing and screen shotting your profile:
3. When you choose a profile picture that highlights how much FUN you are:
4. When after an hour on an app you don't have a SINGLE match:
5. When you ask your best friend why it is that you haven't been paired with anyone:
6. When you try too damn hard to think of the perfect, witty description of yourself for your profile:
7. When you swipe through your allotted batch of potential matches...and think you might have broken a finger or two:
8. When after hours of swiping left you FINALLY have the opportunity to swipe right:
9. When "IT'S A MATCH!" 🎉🎉🎉:
10. When you meet a date for the first time and need ALL the alcohol to help calm your nerves:
11. When a date can't disguise that they're a whole foot shorter than what they claimed to be in their profile:
12. When you recognize that your date was much more interesting virtually than in person:
13. When you run into an ex on a dating app:
14. When after a solid couple of weeks of texting, a match finally agrees to a dinner date:
15. When your date suggests you share an Uber home but you don't want them knowing where you live:
16. When you finally go on a good date and they don't call you back immediately:
17. When they offer to pay for drinks AND dinner:
18. When you realize you may have been ghosted:
19. When you meet someone for drinks once, and it’s clear there’s no chemistry:
20. And FINALLY, when you meet a match that you could see yourself potentially having a future with:
