I just wish I could find a place that sells Schweddy Balls. I want that ice cream!
#15. Who’s the whore straddling Bruce Jenner?
Life finds a way. And apparently he found a way to incredible hotness. Damn.
#25. Unless you are a natural 36DD and can’t go without because it is too painful.
#4. Yeah, right. Of course you will have to have sex when you don’t want to, that’s what being in a relationship is…doing what the other person wants regardless of how you feel about it. Besides, once you give in, they’ll leave you alone.
But maybe the rain,
isn’t really to blame.
So I’ll remove the cause,
but not the symptom!
#23. Or they will call you/text you while pooping.
I’ve never cried at any of these.
$500 for the cheapest? Good lord that’s a lot of money to blow.
Born via C-section? There’s nothing impressive about that.
And that’s when you just give in so he’ll leave you alone.
I’ve Googled nary a one.
P, T & W.
What is the difference? They’re all just ass-shaking stripper moves.
#3. “Date Night” and #17. “Me Time” don’t exist for parents.
11 out of 15, a B. I’ll take it!
#19. Looks like a bowl full of vomit.
I’m assuming this is Riff Raff the writer meant.
How about Baby Tick Tock Croc from the new Tinkerbell movie, the Pirate Fairy?
How about the thought that it is a ridiculous waste of time? But then that’s why I do make-up maybe once a year.
If this chick is old enough for a cell phone, she should have been doing her own laundry for years. Spoiled bitches.
That poor woman.
#3, #8, & #13
So…you’re a whore?
Holy crap. My walls were covered with the posters, I had the shirts, the videos and the CD’s (still do by the way.) I never got to see them live, but whenever they were on TV I would tape it. I never did get to eat the Eggos, we couldn’t afford them.
And the crap I put up with from kids at school. Good Lord.
Why is such a skimpy, slutty swimsuit being marketed to adolescents?
I love that Kevin Bacon even mentioned it on his guest spot on Will & Grace. Kevin: When the stalkers leave, it’s the first sign your career is slipping. It’s a little tip I picked up from Val Kilmer.
Will: You were in a movie with Val Kilmer?
Kevin: No, Val was in TOP GUN with Tom Cruise and Tom was in A FEW GOOD MEN with me. Huh. That was a short one.
#17. I’m not sure what he means by “clap.”
He kinda does. Luka is a sexy man.