21 Reasons Why Pies Come Before Guys

    Love at first bite.

    1. Pies will hold your hand anytime.

    2. Pie leaves little surprises in unexpected places.

    3. You never have to stress about pies texting back.

    4. Pies will dress their best for you.

    5. It will have your back when you need a lot of chocolate. Like, a choco-lot.

    6. Pie doesn't ever want to fight.

    7. Pie understands why it takes so long to get ready.

    8. It hits the spot every time.

    9. Pie won't keep you waiting.

    10. It can be sensitive to your needs.

    11. Pie will sit through the entire duration of The Notebook with you.

    12. Pie wants to do whatever you want to do.

    13. Pie doesn't expect anything after providing you with a drink.

    14. It's not a problem if you don't know what you're in the mood for.

    15. Pie supports your healthy decisions.

    16. It is never a question that pie caramels a lot about you.

    17. Pie loves a good spoon.

    18. Pies will be there for you through thick ...

    19. ...and thin.

    20. It's always game to pear up for an occasion - whether your mother is there or not.

    21. And pies always give the best advice.