My sister was married a few summers ago, and my dad started a low carb diet near the time of her engagement in order to look his best as he walked her down the aisle. At the reception, he decided to treat himself with some cake and other carb-heavy foods in celebration of his first child’s wedding. After the reception ended, some of my family and extended family went back to the hotel to hang out and play cards since they rarely all get together. At one point, my dad excused himself to go to the bathroom, and a few minutes later there was a huge crash. My uncle rushed into the room to find my dad naked from the waist down on his face in front of the toilet. He passed out from the change in his diet, and his naked ass was on display for everyone to see. I was asleep, so I missed out on this wonderful addition to a crazy day, but my sister and brother-in-law had the great privilege to spend their wedding night at the ER with my father (who passed out one more time, luckily he was then fully clothed haha). To add another level of craziness, the nurse at the ER insisted that my dad passed out because he was plastered, and they wouldn’t let him leave until they could confirm that he was telling the truth.