This is amazing. Greatest thing ever.
This is amazing. Greatest thing ever.
You got: The free samples at Costco
You LOVE going to Costco on the weekends just to get your mouth around some free samples. It doesn’t matter if it’s old cookies from the bakery or tiny cups filled with Raisin Bran — you’ll eat it all! In fact, those retired senior citizens handing them out know you by name, and you couldn’t be prouder. Hell no. I seldom go to Costco and I definitely avoid the madness around the free samples. I hate people and being in large groups of them more than I love free food.
You got: Spilling eggnog all over yourself
Maybe you hate eggnog. Maybe you love it. Either way, you’re spillin’ it. You’re spillin’ it everywhere and making a BIG, Christmas-ruining mess. Smooth moves. It could definitely happen. I’m surprised it hasn’t yet.
I’ve always needed a long time to fall asleep, and especially on Christmas eve when I was excited to wake up and see what Santa brought. So my parents were talking in the hallway in front of my bedroom not too long after I went to bed (hardly enough time for anybody normal to fall asleep, nowhere near enough for me) and were talking about who would fill my stocking and who would put all the gifts out (we already had all ours out, so I knew it was Santa’s gifts). I was I think 8, I probably should have learned sooner as Santa and my parents used the same wrapping paper too. I didn’t let on that I knew until a year or two later when my mom told me “You might have figured this out, but Santa’s not real” “Yeah, I know, you and dad aren’t good at secrecy”
Lena Dunham. I’ve failed at life.
10/10. I’d be ashamed if I got anything less.
7/7 easy. I love this song, though it makes me cry it’s a beautiful song and one of the few christmas songs I like hearing (even if it makes me cry).
Why is this the first time I’ve seen #18? Something is not right here, that was wonderful.
I forgot about this one earlier, I knew I was forgetting something. When she wants food, my cat will stand behind my laptop and duck down for a while, if I wait too long she’ll pop up and stare at me over the top of my laptop until I notice, then she’ll duck back down. If I let her pop back up then I can just start moving my head up and down or side to side and she’ll match her movements to mine. This is happening now, which is what reminded me. She’s also able to find the power button on my laptop, if I don’t watch her enough she’ll turn it off and then just sit on it like nothing happened. When I try to pull her off it suddenly becomes the most difficult task ever, like she just suddenly gets abnormally strong and determined to not move. Most of the time even when she doesn’t want to be picked up it’s no problem, but once she wants to sit on my laptop it becomes an extremely difficult task.
Who the hell heard some of these? What the hell? I think anybody who actually heard some of these seriously needs to get their hearing checked and possibly re-evaluate their life if any of these actually make sense and they can just be like “yeah, that’s gotta be right”. I haven’t heard all of these songs but the ones I have I’ve heard the correct version. These are definitely not lyrics everyone misheard. Blank Space however, even knowing what it’s supposed to be I still hear (a bit differently from what’s in this list) “Go to lonely starbucks lovers” It kind of made sense lonely starbucks lovers have nothing to do but listen to gossip and be hateful towards others, they’re lonely and bitter, I didn’t question it too much. I had to listen really carefully when I found out that wasn’t it, but generally it’s still what I hear.
My cat will take one piece of food out of her dish, walk several feet away set it down eat it, and then go back for another and do the same thing.
Most of these look like crap. The idea is kind of cute, but most of these look like they were done with a sharpie. A lot of these people’s nails are grossing me out too, you can’t fix up your nails first, they don’t have to be perfect, just somewhat nice looking (clean at least), it’s distracting when they’re really gross.
The worst for me is when people add “s” to words that aren’t supposed to have it; Safeways, I loves, I needs. And Saskatchewin, it’s wan. They do this on the local news a lot, and I’ve even heard it in a travel Saskatchewan ad.
Aww I’m going to miss these posts, I wasn’t prepared for Harry Potter to end and I’m almost as unprepared for these posts to end. :( I hope you share your experience reading the books like this too. There’s so much the movies leave out it’ll be like a whole new experience.
You got: Unapologetic Pizza Snob
You are a true pizza aficionado, and as such you have very high standards for your slices. No frozen pies or chains for you! You are a major pizza nerd, and are willing to travel around the world to savor authentic regional styles and inventive takes on pizzas. I said I wouldn’t travel for pizza… Don’t get me wrong I love pizza but I can’t afford the time or money for that. And I’ll go to pizza chains, that’s where I get pizza the most, I just don’t like that frozen crap generally. This is just so wrong. I’m just pizza obsessed and I’ll eat almost any pizza, frozen pizza aside I am not a snob.