Too bad the baby dolphin will most likely suffer a horrible excruciating death during some unthinkable mass execution on a bloody day in a harbor in Japan.

Not that this video needs validation for how terrible it is…but…I was bit by a horse on my arm once and it was absolutely excruciating. I thought at first that I had accidentally touched a live wire. The pain surged through my body and was really, really sore for about two hours. Can't imagine how bad that would hurt to swing about for that period of time while the horse chomped down on my neck! Not cool.

You can see her working it out in her head, “so the parents aren't wrong, the children aren't wrong. It's the traffickers!” Ding ding ding. Give this girl a Nobel Peace Prize.