Really?!? Does anyone really think that being Laurie Simmons' (who?) daughter is gonna get you a deal at HBO? And nobody helped Judd Apatow but himself. Those are the two who created the show; the others are just hired guns.

How can you be a teen at 12 years old?

That might be intimidating if you couldnt kill hornets by the dozen with a $5 trap from a hardware store.

Oh, clearly they look NOTHING alike, and if you say they do then you must be a racist.

I've been knowing people in the industry since before it was cool.

Marrying someone 13 years younger? What a grave robber.

Is the lesson here really “don't be racist because everyone will shun you”? Shouldn't the message be “don't be racist, all people are equal?”. Maybe I'm mis-reading something.

The robot was later seen placing his probe in the tailpipe of Marcus Bachmann's car.

Don't worry Joe, I'm sure no GOP candidate will twist your meaning to use that quote against ya.