1. Jerry and Elaine managed to explain that having “this” and “that” could only lead to “the other.”
2. While Kramer covered our uselessness to the world.
In our defense, our time is spent laughing at him.
3. George understood the roots of middle school gossip.
4. And Elaine brought our deep insecurities to the forefront.
5. They uncovered the truth about people.
It’s true, they really are.
6. As Elaine came up with the greatest way to end a conversation.
7. The way Kramer walks through a door is the way everyone should walk through a door.
8. And George’s pick up lines are short, simple, and right to the point.
9. While Jerry really understands the lines that separate humanity.
10. Elaine gets the struggle of every female.
At least she saw him. He’s dead now. There go our chances.