1. In the latest edition of Lie Witness News, Jimmy Kimmel hit the streets of Hollywood to ask people what they thought of Landon Donovan’s play in the World Cup this year. The only problem was that he was cut from the team before the World Cup even started.
2. When they asked this guy how Donovan was doing, he went into great detail.
RIP: Landon Donovan’s imaginary nose.
3. This guy even remembered exactly where he was when Donovan scored a goal off his butt.
4. But then things got weird when this girl thought he was Luis Suárez.
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