"The wiener dog who thinks he's more of a celebrity than he really is"
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He doesn't let his height stop him
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He throws some serious side-eye
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He knows how to unwind
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He works well on a team
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He dominates Halloween every year.
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He volunteers his time
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He knows the way to a woman's heart
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All in all, he crushes life