brianjosephe

West Paterson, New Jersey United States / Male

Male, American, living, breathing. 10 fingers, 10 toes, ADHD, slightly overweight, carbon-based. Born on a ball of rock with 24 hours in its day, four seasons, and has a yellow sun. Constantly dreaming, never sitting still, perpetually underutilized skill set, looking to create my next job. Breathes a mix of mostly nitrogen and some oxygen that some call “air”. Cannot breathe underwater, cannot fly, cannot run infinitely fast. Obeys laws of gravity. Expected average lifespan: 77.2 year…