1. When you try to talk to someone you like.
*sigh* those awkward years.
2. When you go on a multi-day Netflix marathon and people notice.
3. When you discover a log in the toilet.
Which most likely includes a scream and/or the word EWWWWWWW!
4. When you fart really loud.
6. When you show off your winter body.
7. When you’re doing, uh….belly stuff?
Seriously, is there actually a name for whatever this is?