The Creepiest ID Detroit Ever Issued

In 1924, the City of Detroit Police Department issued an ID card to "The Great Lester" -- a ventriloquist dummy.

Here's the official ID for "The Great Lester," a hardworking, 30-year-old, 4'10" white ventriloquist dummy...

...with beautiful red hair and (dead) blue eyes.

But most importantly, he "has a wonderful way with the ladies."