1. Now that Madonna’s made her entrance, the party can truly begin.
2. “LOL, I’m fab!” she thinks to herself as she works the room — while dressed in Diane Keaton’s old hand-me-downs.
3. She spots a friend and quickly heads over to grab a drink with them.
4. A few drinks in and it’s time to take silly photos with her best frenemies. Also that’s not Gwyneth Paltrow being uncomfortable, that’s just how she smiles.
5. OK, when Courtney Love looks more sober than you it’s time to call it a night
6. Go home, Madonna. You’re drunk.
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