1. The ability to let go of secrets.
2. The ability to get loud and become the center of attention.
3. The ability to lift up someone that weighs more than you.
4. The ability to fall down and not get hurt.
5. The ability to eat something something highly caloric and kind of gross.
6. The ability to consume more alcohol than you set out to consume.
7. The ability to make a new best friend.
8. The ability to come up with million dollar ideas.
"Just imagine it: cup holders for your car, but instead of cups they hold kittens! I'm gonna be rich!"