1. These Kudos bars look like they have been topped with lima beans and Shrek’s boogers.
2. OK, “Swamp Apple” sounds like something you get on your junk from being in damp conditions for too long.
4. Yeah, “Green Swamp Syrup” does not sound appetizing.
5. What in the hell is in the middle of that Kid Cuisine?
It looks like baby spit up.