29 Memes That Are Too Real For ’80s Kids

    For anyone who is still haunted by the theme song to Unsolved Mysteries.

    1. Falling down built character:

    2. Still one of life's greatest mysteries:

    3. Really any cassette tape was made better with Teddy Ruxpin lip-synching along:

    4. This T-shirt just magically appeared in your closet one day:

    5. It's the only explanation as to why Duke Sigmund Igthorn wanted to get his hands on it so bad:

    6. Those eyes. THOSE. CREEPY. EYES:

    7. "May the odds be ever in your favor" (of getting the scent you wanted):

    8. When you first experienced deception:

    9. These also smelled so gross inside:

    10. These were the REAL Decepticons:

    11. Lion-O was TOTALLY you watching this episode:

    12. Learning the songs to movies you've never even seen:

    13. Let's be honest, you probably still can't listen to this theme song:

    14. The only reason to go to the supermarket with your parents:

    15. In 2015, Jerrica would totally be checking to see if Rio had an Ashley Madison account:

    16. Return to Oz is still one of the creepiest films EVER:

    17. So much chalky strawberry goodness:

    18. Did this even bounce?

    19. What did you expect of Small Wonder? It aired at 2:30 p.m. on syndication:

    20. Everyone knew someone like this:

    21. Trying to breathe with these masks wasn't easy either:

    22. You always slid, even if you knew it was going to burn like hell:

    23. The plasticky scent was addictive:

    24. Speaking of which, it's 2015 and where are the hoverboards?!

    25. It wasn't an '80s kids film unless you were crying:

    26. Remember when Punky saved Cherie's life when she got trapped and suffocated in the fridge?

    27. Your palms are probably getting sweaty just seeing this:

    28. "Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high..."

    29. Admit it, you totally shipped them: