25 Things You'll Only See In Florida

    Oh Florida, never stop being you.

    Brian Galindo
    by Brian Galindo

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This store name that manages to be both racist and sexually suggestive:

    2. This golf cart-driving senior citizen, who clearly thinks this freeway is part of his retirement community:

    3. This classy mailbox of a manatee dressed up like Elvis:

    4. This giant lobster having sex with a Volkswagen Beetle:

    5. This couple that isn't afraid to buck conventionalism:

    6. This Lamborghini on hydraulics:

    7. This truck that just wants to be a convertible:

    8. This father who took out a sign to let the world (or Florida) know just how much he loves his daughter:

    9. This elegant homemade bumper sticker:

    10. This summer-ready wheelchair:

    11. This woman, whose parents are probably regretting they gave her that name:

    12. This spray painted outline of road kill:

    13. This lounge, which offers way more than just karaoke:

    14. This decal on the side of this giant BBQ grill:

    15. This twist on turducken:

    16. This towing truck company with a very punny name:

    17. This very important newsflash:

    18. This boat car, 'cause why have a separate boat and car?

    19. This practical and understated bicycle:

    20. This refined lingerie shop that is also a great place to do your Mother's Day shopping at:

    21. These oh-so-tempting shots:

    22. This terrifying warning sign:

    23. This sign terrifying mental image:

    24. This important warning:

    25. And finally, this sign that reminds everyone that Florida is Heaven's waiting room: