1.
If you're wearing this onesie, I doubt you're the worst of mommy's problems.
2.
A reminder of the alcohol that fueled the night you were conceived.
3.
This is more of a gentle reminder.
4.
Hello, you are a neglectful parent.
5.
Maybe the baby is just a big Bon Jovi fan?
7.
Wait, I don't get this, is the baby calling itself stupid?
9.
The jokes write themselves, this is labeled as the "Stripper Baby Bodysuit."
10.
Well, I guess this can double as a cute Saint Patrick's Day outfit.
11.
I guess this would be racist... if it made any sense.
12.
I have one that says "At least I didn't become a crumbled up tissue."
14.
Just in case you were wondering:
15.
Better than blaming it on the dog.
16.
Nice to have them start the hate early.
17.
I don't even want to know what they're talking about:
18.
The incestuous connotations = GROSS.
19.
I would've gone with the classier my parents sleep around onesie.
20.
I prefer my baby drop an f-bomb.
22.
Haven't we all had one of those nights:
23.
The perfect onesie to wear on a day out with the grandparents.