1. If you’re wearing this onesie, I doubt you’re the worst of mommy’s problems.
2. A reminder of the alcohol that fueled the night you were conceived.
7. Wait, I don’t get this, is the baby calling itself stupid?
9. The jokes write themselves, this is labeled as the “Stripper Baby Bodysuit.”
10. Well, I guess this can double as a cute Saint Patrick’s Day outfit.
11. I guess this would be racist… if it made any sense.
12. I have one that says “At least I didn’t become a crumbled up tissue.”
17. I don’t even want to know what they’re talking about:
19. I would’ve gone with the classier my parents sleep around onesie.
22. Haven’t we all had one of those nights:
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