23 Wildly Inappropriate Baby T-Shirts And Onesies

Just call Child Protective Services if you see a baby wearing one of these.

1. If you’re wearing this onesie, I doubt you’re the worst of mommy’s problems.

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2. A reminder of the alcohol that fueled the night you were conceived.

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3. This is more of a gentle reminder.

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4. Hello, you are a neglectful parent.

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5. Maybe the baby is just a big Bon Jovi fan?

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6. *Speechless*

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7. Wait, I don’t get this, is the baby calling itself stupid?

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9. The jokes write themselves, this is labeled as the “Stripper Baby Bodysuit.”

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10. Well, I guess this can double as a cute Saint Patrick’s Day outfit.

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11. I guess this would be racist… if it made any sense.

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12. I have one that says “At least I didn’t become a crumbled up tissue.”

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13. #Humblebrag

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14. Just in case you were wondering:

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15. Better than blaming it on the dog.

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16. Nice to have them start the hate early.

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17. I don’t even want to know what they’re talking about:

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18. The incestuous connotations = GROSS.

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19. I would’ve gone with the classier my parents sleep around onesie.

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20. I prefer my baby drop an f-bomb.

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21. I highly doubt it.

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22. Haven’t we all had one of those nights:

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23. The perfect onesie to wear on a day out with the grandparents.

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