1.
"Bah, I vant... to suck your blood, my love"
2.
I kinda want a ghost that haunts me.
3.
I'm thinking those nails would pierce right through my hand.
4.
Awwww, those ghosts look like adorable snowmen.
5.
Wait, are those the Campbell Soup Kids?
6.
That is one shifty-looking ghost.
7.
"You're not a saint" might be code for you're a slut.
9.
Let this scary skeleton with cavity-ridden teeth let your loved one know how you really feel.
10.
This ghost is so deep.
11.
This witch has it bad.
12.
Hold on, is that vampire killing those hearts?
13.
I don't know about you, but I find the rat to be the most disturbing thing about this card.
14.
I seriously think that they just slapped some hearts on what is clearly a Halloween card.
15.
The cute little frog appears to have a serious thing for Frankenstein.
16.
The blood tear is a nice touch, very True Blood.
17.
OK, so this is not Halloween-themed, but it's so horrifying it should be.
18.
Missed opportunity, they totally could've used the word "boo" on the card.
19.
I'm not entirely sure why the Wolf Man needs a knife.
20.
By the look in its eyes, this ginormous cat is going to eat that little girl.
21.
This devil is giving me a skeez and gross vibe...
23.
Shhhh..... she is getting ready to toss that little boy into her cauldron.
