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Those M&M’s mascots always did seem super close:
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Speaking of being close, what's going on there, Pooh?!
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This makes it sound like the porn parody:
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Even the pink button placement suggests that this book is about something else:
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Jeez, I wonder what the other 98 things are?
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Must make it hard to crawl:
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Wow, they really do make them in every flavor:
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Who has the time to make a good one?
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It is the season for giving:
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Well, cats really are dicks:
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This would make for an interesting book club read:
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Apparently Patrick Stewart has been hiding his real talent from us this whole time:
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It's good to brush up on the basics:
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It's never too early to teach your kids about STDs:
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At least we know it's "The Freshmaker":
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I think I rented a movie title by the same name once:
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It's better to under-promise than underwhelm:
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Sounds like a thriller:
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I think most of us describe food this way:
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