1.
Buying a bunch of Twilight merch from Hot Topic:
2.
Taking mirror selfies like this (complete with shutter shades) and uploading them to Photobucket:
3.
Changing your profile pic to something like this:
4.
Uploading onto Facebook EVERY photo you took at a party or while out:
5.
Lying about your life on LiveJournal to make yourself sound more interesting:
6.
Convincing people that the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you're drinking a beer:
7.
Or the one app that made it look like you were swinging a light saber:
And that one app where it looked as if you had a lighter:
8.
Or arguing with your friends that the iPhone wasn't worth it because you didn't want to lose your BlackBerry BBM conversations:
9.
And, of course, bragging about your Brick Breaker score:
10.
Having a mini meltdown because Internet Explorer crashed:
11.
Arguing passionately over whether pirates could beat ninjas in a fight:
12.
Buying bootleg DVDs 'cause you couldn't wait for a new movie to be released officially on DVD:
13.
Bragging about the DVDs you had in your Netflix queue:
14.
Quoting that one Starburst Berries and Cream commercial over and over:
15.
And quoting Borat A LOT:
16.
Randomly yelling, "Leave Britney alone!" while having a conversation:
17.
Just posting the most ridiculous shit on Facebook:
18.
Thinking that Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy:
19.
Thinking that typing like this was the coolest:
20.
Thinking that it was funny to rickroll your friends:
21.
Leaving a fake outgoing voicemail greeting that sounded as if you had picked up your phone but couldn't hear the person on the other end:
22.
Using laser pointers all the time to bug your friends:
23.
Talking about Michael Phelps's diet like six times a day:
24.
Taking pictures with that one awful Photo Booth filter:
25.
Harassing everyone on Facebook with like 14 "LOST PHONE, NEED NUMBERS" groups:
26.
Watching full-length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars to make on an iPod with a 2-inch screen:
27.
Having your cellphone ringer on at full volume and having some Top 40 song as your ringtone:
28.
Yelling, "DON'T TASE ME, BRO!" in public:
29.
Sharing memes about all the times Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog were basically twins:
30.
And finally, sending out FarmVille invites to your friends and family:
