Buzz·Posted on Dec 18, 201417 Christmas Decorations That Will Make You Feel Like You Need To Take A ShowerWho knew Christmas had so many phallic-looking decorations?by Brian GalindoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Ronald McDonald has McSpecial gift for you: It's his dick in a box! 2. This elf can't even keep his dick in a box: 3. Yikes! It looks like poor Santa was decapitated when he crashed through the ceiling of that Target: View this photo on Instagram 4. The reindeer in the back is totally feeling like a third wheel: View this photo on Instagram 5. With two eyes made out of coal. And a penis made out of chocolate? View this photo on Instagram 6. This angel looks happy with himself: View this photo on Instagram 7. I see candles. What do you see? View this photo on Instagram 8. Um. This is just sooo creepy: 9. This reindeer carousel is casting some weird shadows:: 10. Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go: 11. These two are just feeling the spirit: View this photo on Instagram 12. This is not the image of Santa I needed in my head: 13. Christmas ornament or a close up of Santa's sperm? View this photo on Instagram 14. Is this supposed to be an ornament of Ebenezer Scrooge pushing Tiny Tim down? View this photo on Instagram 15. Good grief, Snoopy looks pretty happy with himself: View this photo on Instagram 16. At least Frosty is warming up his hands ahead of time: 17. Really, nothing says "Christmas" like teabagging Santa: View this photo on Instagram