4.When they, along with Nicky Hilton, were soooo metal.
5.When Paris thought it was a good idea to bring her poor dog everywhere.
6.When they walked the pink carpet alongside a Texas Longhorn for the premiere of The Simple Life 2.
7.When Nicole made this "sexy" pose for the camera.
8.When they hosted the 2004 Teen Choice Awards.
9.When Paris and Mariah Carey had a "good side" standoff while posing for a photo.
10.When Paris and Johnny Knoxville had an intellectual conversation about a U.S. foreign policy. Wait, scratch that, it was probably about where the after party was at.