1.
The Hello Nasty-era Beastie Boys ruled.
2.
Lauryn Hill ruled the world -- or at least our CD walkman.
4.
The most late '90s thing ever made the cover: frosted tips!
5.
Britney Spears shocked everyone by posing in this iconic Lolita-esque shoot.
6.
We were introduced to chka-chka Slim Shady.
8.
Angelina Jolie wasn't just hot, she was also a "devil doll" -- whatever that means.
9.
Somehow Jar Jar Binks was labeled a superstar?!
10.
Yeah baby, Mike Myers brought Austin Powers back.
11.
Ricky Martin got wet while talking about sex, love, marriage, and yoga.
12.
David Spade scored a cover and we all lost :(
13.
Brad Pitt proved he could look sexy even while dressed like a late 1960s housewife.
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And Nic Cage made the cover, unironically.