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Nothing says Christmas more than Pyrex!
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Do they live in a dirty house?
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Remember ladies, your husbands are dumb, they might even try to get you an unpractical gift -- like jewelry.
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I guess Minnie and Daisy can make snacks in the kitchen while Mickey and Donald watch TV.
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Can't she just get the elves to do the housework?
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Odds are very unlikely that she will.
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I guess a tan is the only way to keep your husband?
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I'm also sure she has to serve it to him as well.
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Again, I think she'd be happier with almost anything else....
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...except for this. Nobody wants a scale. Nobody.
