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This pretty much sums up your daily commute:
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You have an irrational hate toward Mondays.
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You've had an uncomfortable sex dream about a co-worker.
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You're most productive when you're not at work.
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Sometimes you feel like you need to justify your existence.
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You've had more than one fantasy of really expressing how you feel toward your boss.
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And destroying company property.
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You're always thinking of ways to improve your surroundings.
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You constantly ignore company-wide emails.
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You're tempted to see just how honest you can be at a performance evaluation.
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You HATE it when people borrow your things.
