1. Yuk It Up With Urkel! the essential book to help you learn Urkel jokes and sayings. Guaranteed to make you the life of the party (if that party took place in 1991).
2. View-master: Because you need to see Urkel and the Winslow family in 3-D.
3. Are you brown-bagging your lunch? Upgrade with this snazzy Urkel lunchbox.
4. Also, don't forget to coordinate your lunchbox with this cool-ass backpack. The best way to carry around your laptop and other life essentials.
5. Do you remember the Urkel dance? No. Well here is a board game to help you learn.
6. Of course there is always art. Grab your crayons and create instant art for your home.
7. Colorforms! Nothing better than dressing up Urkel in wild outfits...
8. ...except creating "hundreds of nerdy looks" with your Urkel Fashion Plates.
9. The best way to start your day:
10. And the best way to wind down your day? Why building a puzzle of course.
11. And if you really want to relax after a long day, listen to the soothing sounds of the Talking Steve Urkel doll. His nasally voice will lull you to sleep.
12. Once it is time to sleep, you will want to wrap yourself in this 100% goose down comforter (aka 100% polyester sleeping bag) and you will get a good nights sleep.
Plus you'll be as cool as Cartman.
