1. The Little Mermaid
The two dead guys in the water learned the hard way what it meant to be part of Ariel’s world.
2. Dora the Explorer
Dora looks like she is competing in The Hunger Games. SPOILER: She already killed Diego.
Can you blame the guy? Bambi’s friends were really annoying.
4. Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats
These guys look like they are ready to take a hit out on the DuckTales gang.
5. Noddy’s Toyland Adventures
Still not as creepy as the BBC’s original Noddy.
6. My Little Pony
Friendship is a deathtrap for whatever Bronie tries to befriend these rabid ponies.
7. The Lion King
Hakuna matata my ass! I knew Simba would give them a taste for meat.
8. Super Mario Bros.’ Princess Peach
Clearly a pro at shrooming.
9. The Smurfs
It’s a Smurf-d’état! ¡Viva la Smurf-olución!
10. The Powerpuff Girls
Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup just want to play with you.
11. Angry Birds
Not gonna lie, while playing I’ve had more than one fantasy that looked exactly like this.