1. #NEVERFORGET
2. But only if you're into the same kinky AOL Chat rooms as me:
3. But can you introduce me to Justin Timberlake?
4. I'm sure someone out there has slap bracelet fetish.
5. Perfect for the ice queen in your life.
6. Is this a subtle way to infer that your Valentine is whore?
7. This should really say: "Your love is like annoying TV commercial, I can't get away from it."
8. Gross:
9. This card totally justifies your attraction to Captain Planet.
10. "If our love doesn't fit, you must call it quits."
11. Love really is like a stain on a Gap dress.
