Where are the great Photoshops I came to this thread to check out?

You could have another 15 just about all the dumb shit he said, including everything he wrote about the smoking ban in New York City, which he thinks was Fascist. Sorry we don't like cancer forced into our lungs, Hitch.

Willie Nelson and Hulk Hogan are not Democrats, but I'm glad they're here anyway.

Can we stop posting this ancient link as new and just MAKE the game for real already… Milton Bradley??

And they're both ripoffs of this: http://billionairesforbush.com/about.php

Which of these women will he seduce tonight?

I had no idea that a $43,000 salary was “outrageous compensation.” But Republicans are not part of the “reality-based community” and therefore could care less about facts.  Also, this has nothing to do with unions — it's about hurting Democrats VIA hurting unions.

The Bourne Snowstorm.

White light at the end of the tunnel = brain death.

How do I get in touch with the model? I'd like to propose marriage.

Jesus Christ, stop torturing that poor frog.

They had Rupert Murdoch publications back then?

Conservatives love to take things out of context to divide us. Don't listen to this asshole. Read what Yusuf said: I never called for the death of Salman Rushdie; nor backed the Fatwa issued by the Ayatollah Khomeini - and still don’t. The book itself destroyed the harmony between peoples and created an unnecessary international crisis. When asked about my opinion regarding blasphemy, I could not tell a lie and confirmed that - like both the Torah and the Gospel - the Qur’an considers it, without repentance, as a capital offense. The Bible is full of similar harsh laws if you’re looking for them. However, the application of such Biblical and Qur’anic injunctions is not to be outside of due process of law, in a place or land where such law is accepted and applied by the society as a whole. The accusation that I supported the Fatwa, therefore, is wholly false and misleading. It was due to my naivety in trying to answer a loaded question posed by a journalist, after a harmless biographical lecture I gave to students in Kingston University in 1989, which unleashed the infamous headline above.

0 of the past 100,000 suspicious packages have turned out to be dangerous.

Um, yeah… it looks like she hit her head. Even if she was okay, this video is not okay.

Oh, Jenny Slate… you were just way too hot for SNL, clearly.

Surprised no one's called fake. Why would someone be filming this?

A 21st century Willie Mays…

It's all fun and games until someone gets rabies!