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Jezebel alerted us to an ad that seems to suggest that you can forget a woman's name, present her with dead flowers, laugh at her for having opinions, make her pay for dinner (the nerve of some people!), and generally come off like Tucker Max without any of the “charm,” as long as— you wear the right suit.

5 Women Hotter Than 'The Sexiest Woman Alive'

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:39:14 -0400

Link: http://www.asylum.com/2009/10/06/5-wo...

In accepting this distinct honor, Kate Beckinsale quipped, “This whole notion of being named Sexiest Woman Alive is going to earn me quite a beating.” The internet is going to help in that beating, for sure…

How to Break Up With Someone... Nicely

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:52:06 -0400

Writing nasty messages on the hood of his car doesn't count.

Hot Or Not: Sheryl Crow Topless

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:49:28 -0400

Sheryl Crow has gone from Everyday Is A Winding Road to Every Song Is A Sack of Shit. She'll never be forgiven our eyes for her elevator/American Idol version of The First Cut Is The Deepest. Luckily, Crow has always made up for hit-and-miss pop career by posing for increasingly-revealing promotional shoots.

David Letterman: "Yes, I Had Sex With Staff Members"

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:12:22 -0400

During a live taping yesterday, David Letterman admitted he was the victim of an extortion plot after he slept with multiple members of his staff. No wonder he waited so long to get married…

Introducing the Vagina Dentata Shirt

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:11:19 -0400

Have you seen this hideous/hilarious vagina dress, which Rachel Sklar of Mediaite calls a “vagina dentata shirt”? Do you remember what a vagina dentata is at least?

People Posing Naked In Apartment Ads

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:10:24 -0400

We came across a random Craig’s List apartment sublet ad today with a nudie pic in it. This isn’t the first time, of course, but we can’t imagine there’s a good reason for it. The scary part is, we’ve started to see this trend cropping up in posts that aren’t by scammers. Has anyone else noticed this?

Anna Friel Is Naked Onstage

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:03:15 -0400

Remember when we told you about Anna Friel’s groundbreaking X-rated turn in an “upcoming” remake of Breakfast At Tiffany’s? Well, we had all of the details right except one: this X-rated take on the Holly Golightly story isn’t a movie, it’s live onstage…

Vampire Diaries Stars Arrested For Flashing Georgia

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:28:53 -0400

Why are these TV stars smiling for their mugshots? Because this is the only time they'll ever get arrested and actually boost their careers.

Lady Gaga Can’t Stop Getting Naked For You

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:12:11 -0400

We had no idea there was a Vogue Japan, but we’re not at all surprised. The fact that Lady Gaga is all tied up in bondage gear in the latest issue should be no big shocker either.

Penelope Cruz Is The Topless Star Of 2009

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:41:31 -0400

Pedro Almodovar’s film Broken Embraces doesn’t premiere in the United States until November, but it’s not too early to declare Penelope Cruz the nude star of the year.

Bikini Teacher Now Stuck Doing Adult Films

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:24:14 -0400

Tiffany Shepherd became a one-day national media favorite in April of 2008 when she was fired from her teaching job for working on a yacht and taking photos in her bikini. Now, Shepherd has turned to the only business that will have her: the porn industry.

Wife Makes Husband Wear Sign That Says "I Cheated"

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:29:28 -0400

“I Cheated. This Is My Punishment” reads the sign around William Taylor’s neck. No, the IRS hasn’t implemented a new program for tax cheats: Taylor’s wife put him out there, right in the middle of one of the area’s busiest intersections…

Caps-Lock Comedy

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:11:33 -0400

Did you know there's a “WTF” tag on Amazon? There are dozens of classic products on that one feed, including this gem, which involves crazy religious fanatics and the tiresome use of the caps lock.

Hotel Puts On Live Sex Shows For Pedestrians

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:42:05 -0400

Imagine that you’re a New York City hotel owner and you’re suffering under the new economy. Then imagine that a major new park opens right in front of your building, which has floor-to-ceiling windows. Do you… c) put on a sex show for passerby?

Stripper Clothes For Your Toddler

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:29:21 -0400

Here's a story that should give even the most hardcore anarchist child-hater pause (no offense to anarchists): a baby shirt with stripper's tassels on it…

"Revenge Help Wanted" Ad Too Hot For Craig's List

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:20:47 -0400

As with pretty much everything that catches our eye (at least, before it’s saved by a “Best Of” placing), Craig’s List has taken down an ad placed by a disgruntled employee looking for a bit of revenge lovin’…

6-Year-Old Girl Would Win Dancing With The Stars

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:36:30 -0400

Tom Delay's gotta be thankful this little French girl isn't going to be competing against him on Dancing With The Stars…

Keira Knightley's Chanel Ad Pushes the Envelope

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:46:06 -0400

At first glance, it seems there is nothing “scandalous” or exploitative about this perfume ad featuring a famous actress. But Chanel is making sure they get their money’s worth out of this campaign…

Lady Gaga Nude In Out Magazine

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:29:35 -0400

Is it my imagination or did they almost make her look hot in this horror-movie-themed spread?