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Politics, journalistic integrity, madness, a good mixed drink, making films, writing, staying up all night, and trying never to work a “real” job.
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Is yours worse than Idaho's? (We think not.) Also, Vermont and Washington state, you guys lucked out.
http://www.trutv.com/conspiracy/phenomena/crazy-theories/... ![[link]](http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/images/public/icons/external-link2.png){kind=icon}
There had to be something sinister about My Little Pony.
http://www.trutv.com/conspiracy/phenomena/apocalypse-not/...
These people all claimed the End of the World was nigh, but they were all wrong.
http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/12/14/teaching-shakes...
We’re not sure why great British actor Brian Cox is teaching this 30-month old boy Hamlet, but it’s adorable nonetheless. “To be or not to be, that is the question.” To hear little Theo’s “answer” to that apparent question, you’ll just have to watch this.
http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/10/07/is-this-syms-ad...
Jezebel alerted us to an ad that seems to suggest that you can forget a woman's name, present her with dead flowers, laugh at her for having opinions, make her pay for dinner (the nerve of some people!), and generally come off like Tucker Max without any of the “charm,” as long as— you wear the right suit.
http://www.asylum.com/2009/10/06/5-women-hotter-than-esqu...
In accepting this distinct honor, Kate Beckinsale quipped, “This whole notion of being named Sexiest Woman Alive is going to earn me quite a beating.” The internet is going to help in that beating, for sure…
http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/10/06/how-to-break-up...
Writing nasty messages on the hood of his car doesn't count.
http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/10/05/hot-or-not-sher...
Sheryl Crow has gone from Everyday Is A Winding Road to Every Song Is A Sack of Shit. She'll never be forgiven our eyes for her elevator/American Idol version of The First Cut Is The Deepest. Luckily, Crow has always made up for hit-and-miss pop career by posing for increasingly-revealing promotional shoots.
http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/10/02/david-letterman...
During a live taping yesterday, David Letterman admitted he was the victim of an extortion plot after he slept with multiple members of his staff. No wonder he waited so long to get married…
http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/09/28/introducing-the...
Have you seen this hideous/hilarious vagina dress, which Rachel Sklar of Mediaite calls a “vagina dentata shirt”? Do you remember what a vagina dentata is at least?
Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the Russian woman with the world’s strongest…
Last week, we brought you the stunning story of the woman who can lift…
A set of voice mails left by the craziest “smooth talker” of all time,…
Interview with the guy who spent ten hours jerking off during the…
A primary school teacher in South Wales has resigned after parents discovered… Surprisingly enough, this wasn't a video of the teacher and a random male student…
The full set of (new) Vanessa Hudgens nudes
Rachel Weisz, the 38-year-old Oscar winner engaged to director Darren… But nothing can set tongues wagging like a good nude scene– or a pair of them– featuring one of the world’s best looking actresses…
Unfunniest video ever.
Sheryl Crow has gone from Everyday Is A Winding Road to Every Song Is A Sack of… Luckily, Crow has always made up for hit-and-miss pop career by posing for increasingly-revealing promotional shoots.
This video stars a guy named Miles Fisher, best known for his role on The… Miles Fisher, it seems, also makes “music,” or random, weird techno covers of beautiful and delightful 1983-era Talking Heads songs.
Armed with an onion and ketchup bandolier, this burgerlicious first mate of the…
Every year since the World Press Association gathers in Amsterdam to pick a…
As I'm sure you know from the mountains of advertising, the piece of crap…
