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I'm going to be lazy and use the following "intro" my friend Bill wrote up for me (after being called a douchebag): "Brian Doyle. He enjoys: Long walks on the beach Lifting heavy things 'till he's blue in the face REM, Indie, and Glam Rock South Carolina? Talking about how the Yankees do it better, and how Florida is the land of the blubbering brain dead discussions about Sarah Palin and why she should be banned from ever speaking on any subject for the rest of time Brian is a doting father, a decent dresser (good but you wouldn't think he was gay), and from what I've heard knows how to rock a guitar. He finds himself in lonesome VoCo without a woman intelligent enough to charm him. His music prowess is not to be disputed, as his reach is far and wide. He can be found on Last.FM chatting with pretty Norwegian girls he will never meet about Warrant, Wal-Mart, and baby foods. -WG" Awesomeness.

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