• 1. Seal 3000

    Join the CLUB!

  • 2. Date Rape

    Prevention is Key.

  • 3. Can’t Wait?

    Anxious?

  • 4. Geico DIRECT

    Salvation is yours.

  • 5. Sh*tty Shirts

    Dress 2 Impress

  • 6. Santa’s Coming Early!

    Take the blue pill.

  • 7. Secure Horzions

    Bolt it shut!

  • 8. Elderly People

    Exciting!

  • 9. Stop Buying Ford

    Funny enough to drown the dog.