31 Pieces Of Proof That Heidi Klum Is Perfect

Fun Fact: Beyoncé wrote Flawless about Heidi Klum. Sad Fact: No, she didn't. (But she could have)

1. She is GORGEOUS

NO ONE SHOULD GET TO LOOK THIS BEAUTIFUL

2. She doesn't need make up to be beautiful

Honestly, Heidi, how do you do that with your face? Your face is naturally perfect and science can't explain it.

3. Her legs

Her legs are so important sometimes she has to whip 'em out on crazy Spanish talk shows.

4. She is the Halloween Queen

Heidi is not a basic bitch. She doesn't use Halloween as an excuse to slut up her look, she goes all in with her costumes and outdoes herself every year.

5. Tim Gunn is the ultimate gay best friend

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Tim and Heidi are the most fabulous duo of all time. I bet they go to brunch and then do some shopping and catch up on the latest gossip. THEY'RE SO CUTE.

6. Her accent

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You're out. Auf wiedersehen.

7. That time she was in a Guitar Hero commercial

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NBD. Just Heidi being super sexy while playing video games.

8. She can outshine a cheeseburger

Did you even notice the delicious looking burger? Or did your eyes not see anything beyond Heidi's blinding beauty?

9. You can imagine having a burger with her

She is so chill. She doesn't seem like the type where you have to be fancy to impress her and she's German so you know she'll knock back a couple beers too. She might even burp and it be would the best burp to ever grace your ears/nose.

10. She eats french fries at the Golden Globes

Heidi knows that there's never a wrong time to enjoy french fries.

11. She eats ice cream

Even though she maintains a supermodel body, she knows that ice cream is essential to a life of happiness.

12. She eats pizza

I like a girl who knows how to eat.

13. She even pretended to work a pizza place on I Get That A Lot

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HEIDI, PLEASE BITE MY PIZZA.

14. She wears Mickey ears to Disneyland

She's not even embarrassed to be freaking out way harder than a child.

15. She has a line of baby clothes

Truly Scrumptious is sold at Babies R Us and you can dress your baby to perfection thanks to Heidi.

16. Psy made a Gangnam Style video with her

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She is obviously down for anything. SHE IS SO FUN.

17. She goes on hikes with her dogs

Just casually looking flawless on a mountain with her pups.

18. One of her dogs is named Simba

SIMBA. AS IN MUFASA'S SON AND THE RIGHTFUL KING OF PRIDE ROCK.

19. She's great at making silly faces

How is she still perfect with such crazy eyes?

20. She has a line of active wear and looks flawless when she works out

You can get all your gym clothes from HKNB so you can be just like Heidi when you work out. LOL JK YOU'LL NEVER BE HEIDI.

21. She makes masterful art with great messages

*Heidi Klum's beauty is eternal.

22. She drives a convertible (in photo shoots)

This can only lead to the greatest road trip of all time. Or trip to the supermarket. Who cares where you're going? You're in a convertible with Heidi Klum.

23. She's a great TV host

She won an Emmy for Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition Program and wrongfully lost 3 other nominations. I DEMAND TO KNOW HOW SHE ONLY WON ONCE!

24. She goes on boats

Imagine exploring the sea with Heidi. You could go on adventures and experience the world together, you could braid each other's hair and she'd reveal the secret to perfection...

25. She likes sports

Heidi may be the greatest supermodel in the universe but that doesn't mean she's too girly to enjoy a football game.

26. She loves to hang out with her mom

What's cuter than Heidi hanging out at an amusement park with her mom and the largest bunch of balloons you've seen outside of Up? NOTHING.

27. She is fearless

Just look at how that tarantula is perched on her graceful hands so close to her perfect face...I wish I was that tarantula.

28. She was on a Swimsuit cover for Sports Illustrated

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She is always the hottest babe at the beach.

29. She's the hottest Victoria's Secret Angel ever

Just the hottest of all time, and she has serious competition. HER BODY IS PERFECT.

30. She looks amazing in face paint

Being a cheetah never seemed more appealing.

31. She rocks blonde and brunette hair

Even when she's not a blonde bombshell, she's a bombshell nonetheless.

In short:

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I'm in love with you, Heidi.

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