When ESPN Talks Dirty

In honor of Tony Kornheiser accidentally using a four-letter slang term for a woman’s special area on television last week, here’s a quick collection of the Worldwide Leader’s most prominent innuendoes and profanities of the last half-decade or so.

You know, this starts off pretty silly, but then it kind of becomes a hypnotic, provocative meta-statement on the differences between real life and the media’s stylized version thereof — they get so embarrassed and terrified the second someone says a word they probably hear off-camera ten times a day! If anyone reading this is looking for a college thesis topic, consider it.

Video available at: http://buzzfeed-video1.s3.amazonaws.com/video/2013/01/28/ESPNflubsv3-564x376.mp4.

SPECIAL BONUS VIDEO WHICH MUST BE ADDED TO ANY POST ABOUT BIZARRE BROADCASTING GAFFES:

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc.

Just keep on keepin’ on…keep on truckin’…keep on f***ing that chicken.