May Ke$ha's death be painful and auto tuned, just like her shiteous music.

Let's face it: Tila would die of Exsanguination after cutting off her own leg to get attention.

Levi Johnston's most likely cause should be “Sarah Palin in a helicopter,” but other than that… Also please god no not Gaga & Amy. :(

The Cast of Glee doesn't belong too this list
as for #12: Over sized hairpuff

1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 12, 13, 20 and 25 please! And as to#25 What in the name of fuck?

These are funny and pretty accurate, except the diabetes ones. That's just tasteless.

3. We oughta give R-Pat a few years, based solely on his hygiene, I'd pair him with black tar heroin.
12. Mystic Tan inhalation or “Orange Lung”
13. Death by the public refusal to acknowledge his existence.
15. By looking like 40 year old Courtney Love at only 15 years old.
21. Impalement by discostick…or Lupus.
25. Noah's gonna get caught up in the wrong childhood prostitution ring. Inevitable. And to 5, 9, 10, 11 & 18 = Godspeed!

“2. Justin Bieber” should be updated: most likely to die from bloodloss due to broken glass doors he will inevitably walk through.

i really want to believe that jodie sweetin is healthy & happy despite her meth past.

Is this list in order? Because the first name that came to my mind when I read the article title was Amy Winehouse, but she's #20. As for #25….. Jesus, are they even fully dressed?

Hahah… Jonas boy has diabeetus!

Jesus, Noah Cyrus…

Fuck your flippant death predictions. Live and love.

Britney's made me “Aww!” She seems to be doing better; I hope she's happier. These are all surprisingly on-point.

#30. Sienna Miller
Likeliest cause: vicious girl-on-girl hate. Yeah…I'm already feeling a vicious surge of hate for that fucking ugly dress!

This list has little scientific basis.

What!? That's what Jonathan Lipniki looks like now? Well, I'm just going to pretend I never saw that.