30 Under 30: The Celebs Most Likely To Die Young This Summer

It is well-documented: Summer likes to kill celebrities. To prepare you for the worst (unless Gary Coleman was Your Worst, in which case, condolences), here is a list of the at-risk Young Hollywood stars. Say a prayer for each of them.

• 1. Lindsay Lohan

  

  Duh. Likeliest causes: drugs, alcohol, propensity for being involved in car crashes, child star curse.

• 2. Justin Bieber

  

  Likeliest cause: angry teenage mob.

• 3. Robert Pattinson

  

  Likeliest cause: slightly older angry teenage mob.

• 4. Tila Tequila

  

  Likeliest cause: all life choices.

• 5. Heidi Montag

  

  Likeliest causes: implant explosion.

• 6. Nick Jonas

  

  Likeliest cause: diabetes.

• 7. Kendra Wilkinson

  

  Likeliest cause: STDs.

• 8. Britney Spears

  

  Likeliest cause: sadness.

• 9. Levi Johnston

  

  Likeliest cause: ATV accident.

• 10. Ke$ha

  

  Likeliest cause: alcohol poisoning.

• 11. Ali Lohan

  

  Likeliest cause: proximity to Lindsay Lohan.

• 12. Snooki

  

  Likeliest cause: assault.

• 13. Frankie Muniz

  

  Likeliest causes: race-car driving, child star curse.

• 14. Mischa Barton

  

  Likeliest cause: drugs.

• 15. Taylor Momsen

  

  Likeliest cause: drugs.

• 16. Kristin Cavalleri

  

  Likeliest cause: drugs.

• 17. Jodie Sweetin

  

  Likeliest causes: drugs (specifically meth), child star curse.

• 18. the cast of Glee

  

  Likeliest causes: exhaustion, teen mobs

• 19. Jake Gyllenhaal

  

  Likeliest cause: precipitous fall (of his career.)

• 20. Amy Winehouse

  

  Likeliest cause: inevitability.

• 21. Lady Gaga

  

  Likeliest cause: strangled by costume.

• 22. Mary Kate Olsen

  

  Likeliest cause: strangled by clothes.

• 23. Jay Cutler

  

  Likeliest cause: diabetes.

• 24. Anne Hathaway

  

  Likeliest cause: nefarious boyfriend.

• 25. Noah Cyrus

  

  Likeliest cause: family's life choices.

• 26. Kirsten Dunst

  

  Likeliest causes: alcohol poisoning, child star curse.

• 27. Dakota Fanning

  

  Likeliest cause: vampires.

• 28. Jonathan Lipnicki

  

  Likeliest cause: child star curse.

• 29. Michael Cera

  

  Likeliest cause: backlash whiplash.

• 30. Sienna Miller

  

  Likeliest cause: vicious girl-on-girl hate.