I’m seeing a bit of hover hand.

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How the fuck do you discontinue Chocolate Chip?

Well… they sort of are. Some of his literally interpreted words, anyway. But ignoring the rest of his words.

All of your comments are just as ridiculous as mine. What I meant was: I can’t help but see it that way. Nothing more.

There is something inherently annoying about a mother texting her children. All I ever see is someone trying way, way, way too hard to be young and hip.

I’ve honestly never understood this notion that being single on Valentine’s Day automatically means you’ll feel pathetic, lonely, depressed, etc. Who actually cares that they’re single on Valentine’s Day? Or any day for that matter? I don’t think it’s a big deal. The joke is just so incredibly tired. Stop it.

I love Mario, but obnoxious nail art is obnoxious.

Nerdiest!? BRB MOVING TO OHIO

You missed my point. Even if you do use a lot of your money for good, if you’re still buying solid gold suits or whatever, there’s still more good for you to do. And no, I’m not saying you should dress like a hobo and give all your money away. I’m saying don’t be obnoxious about it. Buy some nice clothes, sure. But there’s no reason to buy the BEST, MOST EXPENSIVE clothes ever just because you can. That money can be put to much better use…

I’m failing to see what’s wrong with any of those things (beside the Robin Hood one, but he’s not exactly a traditional thief).

imo, being rich but keeping modest clothing, vehicles, homes, etc. is the way to be. Does anyone really have insanely expensive clothes for any reason other than to say, “LOL HEY LOOK AT ME I’M RICH! ENVY ME AND BE JEALOUS BITCHES”? Same for cars, and even houses. There’s a definite point in which they pass necessity and cross over into “show off.” (This obviously doesn’t apply to everything. Buying things for fun and crap when you have the money is sweet. But not when your idea of fun is basically screaming I’M SO RICH at everyone who so much as gets within 50 feet of you.) And yeah, I guess if you don’t want to be the best person you can be, being douchebag show off is okay. In other words: If I was one of the richest people in America, I’d be putting my money to good use/giving it to charity instead of buying “Gordon-Gekko-esque power suits and horizontally striped shirts.” And it saddens me that anyone would do otherwise. Alas.

He admitted that he was homeless because of substance abuse very early on, though. Despite that, everyone loved him (including myself). People make mistakes. If he’s trying to put his past behind him, I don’t see why his past should matter to anyone else.

Also, I appreciate your comparably kind wording, despite the fact that you were disagreeing with me. That’s a rare find on BuzzFeed, it seems, and I thank you. :)

I knew someone would say that. I wasn’t implying that getting your eyebrows waxed is as important as oral hygiene at all. Merely that the way some children react at the dentist/how scared children become/etc. is on par with how this child reacted.

I knew someone would say that. I wasn’t implying that getting your eyebrows waxed is as important as oral hygiene at all. Merely that the way some children react at the dentist/how scared children become/etc. is on par with how this child reacted.

I… don’t really think that’s child abuse. Amazingly terrible, but not child abuse.  If this is child abuse, so is the dentist. :(

I have no idea why the release notes for Minecraft are on BuzzFeed, but I LOVE IT.  Also, Yogscast is amazing. And they have another video of note boxes up now.

Crap! Wrong heart. Sorry.