1. The Greatest Kindergarten Uniform Ever
The first big phrase you ever repeated back to mom was “color coordinated.”
2. A Flawless Mani
The final step to always feeling put-together (and keeping your nagging mom quiet).
3. The Shearling Boot
Triple-layered with Scotch spray to make it through the cold months before starting all over again fresh the very next year.
4. The Velour Track Suit
In black for “functionality” and in pink just for fun.
5. The Sterling Chain
The crown jewel of the jewelry box and Bat Mitzvah bounty.
6. The Designer Jean
Loyal for life after finally fitting into the first pair.
7. The Bedazzled Sweatshirt
Your assortment was totally based on where you hoped you’d go to school.
8. The Foldover Yoga Pant
JUST acceptable enough to roll out of bed and wear to class.
9. The Black Satin Purse
Forever classic, even though it was too formal for the prime place you went to show it off – the mall, of course.
10. The Nude Platform Pump
Just cozy enough to wait in line for bottle service, just dangerous enough to topple on the cobblestones while walking to get there.